Rajini ... The Big Boss !!

 

A whole lot of Rajinikanth jokes keep circulating and with every new release, there is another round of re-circulation and some new ones popping up too. Recently received an email forward with fresh ones and I really couldn't stop smiling / giggling / laughing at them.

I just couldn't resist posting them her …

He truly is The Boss … actually he is THE BIG BOSS !!

 

1.  Once a big stone obstructed Rajini's way.

He kicked high in sky and now it is so called

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The MOON

 

2.  Once when shooting on a beach in Tamil Nadu, Rajinikanth kicked a stone..

Now that stone is known as

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SRI LANKA

 

3.  Rajinikanth participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first...

But Einstein died after watching that...

Because ...

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LIGHT came second...

 

4. Once Rajinikanth participated in Moto GP Bike race......

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Don't even try to guess what happened

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Rajinikanth won d race on neutral gear!

  

5.  Rajinikanth doesn't breathe.

Air hides in his lungs for protection.  

 

6.  Once Rajinikanth went to Bhopal for shooting and had an upset stomach ...

the result was..

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BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY...

 

 

7.  One day Rajinikanth got angry on his sweeper boy.

He kicked him so hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom...

Today that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"...

  

8.  Before Tom Cruise, Rajinikanth was approached for the movie "mission impossible"

but he refused …

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He found the title insulting

 

9.  Once Rajinikanth was asked how he felt about the jokes made on him which were spreading through sms and internet.

To everyone's surprise he started laughing & replied - Ennada Do you really think they are jokes?

 

10.  Rajini once taught a child how to play counter strike and that guy is now called..............

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"OSAMA BIN LADEN"

 

 

11.  Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajinikanth and refused to pay him back... .

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That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs

 

12.  Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin.

Its descendants are today called giraffes.

 

13.  An e-mail was sent from Pune to Mumbai

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Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonavla ... : D

 

14.  As a kid Rajinikanth maintained a diary of day to day activities, today that diary called as.

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Guinness Book Of World Records

 

15.  Once Rajinikanth taught a kid how to enter a house without ringing the doorbell....

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Today that kid is known as inspector Daya (from CID)

 

16.  Once a boy inserted a CD named Rajinikanth into his PC...

Guess what...

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His PC started Rotating around the CD rom

 

17.  Intel's new tag line for its processors...

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"Rajinikanth Inside"

 

18.  Rajinikanth's school time homework is now known as

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wikipedia

 

19.  Rajinikanth was caught on d highway for speeding................

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While walking

 

20.  Rajinikanthh and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants..

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We all know who won

 

21.  Rajinikanthh knows that Bingo Mad Angles is tasty from .

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which angle.

 

22.  Once Rajinikanthh taught a boy how to kiss. Now that boy is known as '.

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Emran Hashmi'

 

23.  Rajinikanthh can make two parallel lines.

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 Intersect each other.

 

24.  When Rajinikanthh crosses the Road,

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The cars have to look left and right before moving.

 

25.  After release of Robot,

Rajinikanthh gave Times of India 3 stars.

 

26.  Rajinikanthh calls VOLDEMORT by his name

and Voldemort calls him as "u know who"

 

27. Rajinikanthh goes to court

and sentences the judge...  

 

28.  Rajinikanthhh kills Harry Potter in the 8th book.

 

29. Rajinikanthh can kill Spiderman with BAYGON!!!

 

30. Time and tide, wait for Rajinikanthh.....

 

31.  Rajinikanthh knows ...

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Who let the dogs out !!! :D

  

32.  Rajinikanthh was practicing for a spelling test...

The rough sheet he used is known as ...

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OXFORD DICTIONARY !! :D

 

33.  Rajinikanthh has seen the face of the fat lady who owns the house in ...

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TOM and JERRY !! :D

 

34.  If Rajinikanthh was born 100 years back,

Britishers would have fought to get independence from India !! :)

 

35.  The ultimate RAJINI fact :

 

Even GHAJINI remebers RAJINI !!!!!

 

36.  People who set CAT paper will have to pass RAT paper from this year onwards.

Yes RAT paper....

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Rajinikanthh Aptitude Test !!! :)

 

 

37. Rajinikanthh once had a heart attack...

His heart lost..:-p

 

And the last but not the least …

For all you BIgg Boss fans and otherwise …

 

38. Rajini was asked to participate in BIGG BOSS 4 and he did … the next day everybody heard the announcement …

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"Rajini chahte hain ki Bigg Boss Confession Room main aaye"

 

EnZoy !!

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