Definition of Abusive words (Gaali)

 

 प्रोफेसर ने हिंदी क्लास मैं पुछा - गाली की परिभाषा बताओ ...

 

स्टूडेंट बोला - अत्यधिक क्रोध आने पर शारीरिक रूप से हिंसा न करते हुए, मौखिक रूप से की गयी हिंसात्मक कार्यवाही के लिए चुने गए शब्दों का समूह , जिसके उच्चारण के पश्चात मन को असीम शांति का अनुभव होता हैं , उसे हम गाली कहते हैं !!

 

प्रोफेसर बोले - आपके चरण कहाँ हैं प्रभु !!

 

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For those who cant read hindi but understand it nevertheless ... here is the transliteration ....

 

Professor  in Hindi Class : "gaali ki paribhasha batao.."

Student: "atyadhik krodh aane per shaaririk roop se hinsaa na karte huye, maukhik roop se ki gayi hinsaatmak kaaryawaahi ke liye chune huye shabdon ka samooh jiske uchchaaran ke pashchaat mann ko aseem shaanti ka anubhav hota hai, use hum gaali kehte hai..!!''

Professor: Aapke CHARAN kahan hain prabhu....

 

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For those who are unable to appreciate  Hindi at all .. heres the English Translation ...

 

Professor - Someone tell me the definition of 'Swear Words' ...

 

Student - The group of words chosen in situations of extreme anger, which aid the violent expression in words rather than action, the utterance of which gives immense internal peace to the individual uttering them ... are known as Abusive or Swear words.

 

(Mind you ... the definition in English is not even half as much fun as it is in Hindi)

 

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