Got this as a forward and thought of putting it here ... a touch of humour !! Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I'vebeen a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that youquit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut,had cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silkboxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watchingall of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't wantsex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you'recheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to WestVirginia together! Have a great life! ----------------------------------------...