DOGLAPAN


 



Starbucks took the hard decision this week (24th Feb 2025) to eliminate 1,100 current support partner roles and several hundred additional open and unfilled positions.   


Also, Starbucks has allocated $250,000 in its annual budget for CEO Brian Niccol's commute via private company jet between his home in southern California and Starbucks HQ in Seattle 


Also, Starbucks would like its customers to pay hyper prices only to use paper straws wrapped in plastic to save the environment while the CEO flies 1600 km, 3 days a week on a private jet (You can do the Carbon Footprint math) 


Many would politely label it as Corporate Double Speak or Double Standards ! 

Our dear Ashneer would label it as #DOGLAPAN 

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